Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
You who think, because my verses
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Are delicate, that I am modest.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
For it's right for the devoted poet to be chaste
ipsum, versiculos nihil necessest (necesse est);
Himself, but it's not necessary for his verses to be so.
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
Verses which then have taste and charm,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
If they are delicate and sexy,
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
And can incite an itch,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
And I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Who can't get their flaccid dicks up.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
You, because you have read of my thousand kisses,
legistis, male me marem putatis?
You think I'm a sissy?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.
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